multipack:

if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted

(Source: ihaveremade, via be-cutfree-and-hope)

nothingprsonal:

jack barakat is someone who everyone should strive to be

(Source: ppaintingflowers, via band-memes)

silvertongue-turnedtolead:

theannieplanet:

so im babysitting this girl right now and we’re watching tv and the satellite sort of cut out cause it was raining really hard
so i just said “thunder god if you give back our satellite i’ll give you ice cream”
a second later the thunder clapped again and our tv came back
the girl is forcing me to hold up my end of the deal so guess who’s making ice cream for the thunder god

image

(via completelysain)

thegirlwithkittyears:

america 364 days out of the year: god this country sucks i hate living here so much

america on the 4th of july:image

(Source: j0ye, via amazingphanonfire)

weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

(Source: thiccthot, via amazingphanonfire)

vves:

Real Friends // I've Given Up On You

You used to make me feel like I could walk on water,
Now most nights I’m just sinking down and down.
You’re the reason why I can’t listen to the same songs I used to.
I write songs about you all the time,
I bet I don’t run through your mind.

I’ve given up on you, 
But it still hurts to know you’re not alone.
Don’t worry, 
I’ll keep out of your life and stay awake at night.

It’s 4a.m. and you’re keeping me from closing these sleepy eyes.
Does the thought of me keep you up at night?
Like the light on the ceiling of your bedroom.
Lately, my dog’s the only one around that listens to my problems.

It’s been a lonely year.

I write songs about you all the time,
I bet I don’t run through your mind.

I’ve given up on you, 
But it still hurts to know you’re not alone.
Don’t worry, 
I’ll keep out of your life and stay awake at night.
With just my skin and bones,
It hurts to know you’re not alone.
I’ve given up on you, and my skin, and my bones.

(via startingtofeellikehome)

startingtofeellikehome:

one of my bosses asked me where i get my weed today and i was like ??? how do u know i smoke and r u serious

she was serious omg

goonsac:

[job interviewer voice] we found naked pictures of you during a quick google search for your name and we wish to inform you…… that your bod is slammin’ 10/10 you’re hired see you monday

(via myfearofstrikingout)